Strange things your penis can do

It is known that healthy sex has nothing to do with fears. However, your best friend penis sometimes makes you worry about your sexual health and ability to continue happy sex life. Yes, its behavior seems strange to those who lack knowledge about penis anatomy and physiology. In fact, most things you consider to be dangerous turn out to be quite normal. And on the contrary, you can think everything is in order, whereas it is a high time to see a doctor you might have never seen. Read everything exposed to your attention below and try to find out if you have something bad to suspect your penis of.

Fact: I want to piss, but he does not.

Your suspicion: I have kidney stones!

Bladder sphincter is a muscle which like most muscles in our body is controlled psychologically. Sometimes this control is unconscious. For example, you think that there is nothing bad about your boss standing at the next urinal. There is nothing shameful, boss is not his secretary wearing short skirt and speaking in a squeaky voice! But your subconsciousness does not want to do such intimate things in the presence of a potentially dangerous object! It orders to your sphincter: Close sesame!. It is no good trying to persuade your penis to obey you. It is not to blame. Simply try to breathe freely. This will help you relax and do what you were going to do.

Fact: It spills drops!

Your assumptions: There is a whole in the hold! Shall I swallow a gum?

Your urethra is less than half an inch in length. After the main stream of urine passed through it, a few drops remain in urethra. After some time these drops gradually gather together and run out. In order to avoid yellow spots on your trunks, squeeze the penis with your fingers from the root to the tip. Thus you will get rid of 50 per cent of the drops that remained in your urethra. There is a hope that the rest 50 per cent will remain there until the next time you visit lavatory. But if the amount of liquid that discharges from your penis depends on how long ago you made water, if the spots on your trunks get bigger and bigger, than this is a high time to go to a doctor! This can be a symptom of a trouble, for instance, of a disease of prostate gland!

Fact: It changes its color! Sometimes it is pink, than gets blue. But now it is white

Your suspicion:

Than it will get black and will fall off!

The skin of the glans is very thin; therefore it changes its color easily depending on amount of blood in the penis vessels. In specific cases penis might become completely colorless, or on the contrary purple. This does not mean you have a disease. But scarlet color of your penis must cause anxiety: this can be a sign of an infection or allergy. For instance, allergy to latex! And do not hesitate to visit your doctor! You want to go on having a healthy sex, dont you?

Fact: It gets hard in quite strange situations.

Your assumption: I am a gerontophile, or a zoophile or another kind of deviant.

You are sitting calmly on a seat in a wagon and you suddenly feel like your penis gets strong and hard. But you do not see anyone in front of you, only an old woman who is telling stories about her puppy to you. Do not hurry to phone your psychoanalyst. Perhaps your penis behavior has nothing to do with deviations and sexual passion for puppies. Your erection can be a reaction to some minor details; these could be scent of perfume, wagon waggle, too tight trunks and others.

Do not try to conceal your erection; do not hide your hard penis between your legs! You can dislocate it! You had better cover your knees with a paper and be happy of the fact you are so lucky (spontaneous erections in men older than 25 is a quite uncommon thing, and after 30 it is a rarity!).

Fact: It has been hard for more than three hours.

Your thoughts: I am cool..

If you were a protagonist of a hum! erotic movie you would have already satisfied 40 girls in a row. In real life you should immediately go to a doctor, because a long lasting persistent erection is called priapism, which occurs if blood that rushed to penis for some reason cannot rush back. Theoretically priapism can last for hours, days and even weeks. Actually, after 24 hours priapism destroys some penis vessels. This trouble is very likely to bring about impotency later on. Fortunately, priapism is very easy to cope with. A doctor will give you a calming injection or will eliminate obstruction in your vessels.

Fact: When it is hard it bends like a banana

Your assumption: This is because it was beaten by ball when I was playing soccer.

Calm down! Your sexual health is in order! The fact is that an absolutely straight penis is quite a rare thing. In most cases it is more or less crooked. This is not too bad, as this bend helps to find some interesting features, for example G-spot. But if your penis is too crooked and prevents you from having sex, than you belong to those 2 per cent of men who suffer from an intricate disease: Induratio penis plastica. The causes of this phenomenon are not disclosed yet, however this trouble can be coped with by surgery.

We hope you realized all your worries were in vain and your sexual health is in perfect order. Enjoy your healthy sex!